New Westlife Line-Up Shocker!

New Westlife line-up shocks fans

Westlife have shocked millions of fans around the world today by announcing that Kian Egan (the cute one) had left the group because he was "sick and tired" of doing cover songs with Westlife.

The 34 million album group were left shell shocked at Kian's sudden departure, given it had only been a few years since Brian McFadden (the fat ugly one) had quit the group. The group are set to beat off (oh err!) Oasis for the #1 album spot as desperate housewives have been stocking up on the CD while shopping at TESCO.

Bosses at Sony/BMG had managed to keep the news from the media so that they could stock up on cream cakes and tempt ex-Westlife member, Brian McFadden back. Thankfully for the fans, Brian had got nothing to do with his life since leaving so jumped at the opportunity to sing more cover songs.

In a sly diversion attempt, Louis Walsh signed up Geri Halliwell to replace Kian. "It's time to add a bit of Spice to Westlife and Geri has got the X Factor". The new line up posed for the press and robmacca got this EXCLUSIVE picture for the blog.

We can also reveal that the new line up will be heading to a Butlin's holiday camp near you soon and will be singing cover songs featuring Black Lace, Milli Vanilli and Culture Club.

*This posting is just for fun!