A Postie Tale..............

*picture from http://www.chax.net

It was just another normal day on my post round, as one of my customers asked if I had any letters for her.
She was a dear old lady - as polite as you would expect a traditional English lady to be.
I rummaged through my pile of letters checking if I had any;

"No, none for you today - no junk or bills"

It was at this point I accidentally let out a small fart from my bottom. It hadn't been planned or expected but Ijust hope she didn't hear it.

I carried on walking down the garden paths smiling embarrassingly at the thought of my fart just happening like that...........................