Britain's First Wank-a-thon

Britain is set to get it's first mass public masturbation thanks to Channel 4 television. They are going to make a documentary about Britain's first "Masturbate-a-thon" or in crude terms - "Wank Week"

Hundreds are expected to turn up in a hall in central London on August 5 to pleasure themselves in aid of charity.
Mass masturbation events have been run in America for the past five years to raise money for safe sex charity groups. Channel 4 hope to air the programme later this year.

The event will encourage Londoners - both male and female - to sign up sponsors and head to Clerkenwell in order to masturbate in front of hundreds of others.

"This year it's time to bring the event across the pond to see if the great
British public can embrace mass public masturbation. It's time to find out if the only things allowed to be stiff in Britain are upper lips."

Prizes will be on offer for those who clock up the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest - the current record, according to the organisers, is a chafing eight-and-a-half hours.

To qualify for the record, the organisers say "at least 55 minutes of every hour shall be spent self-pleasuring by manual or sex toy stimulation" with participants getting just five minutes to "replenish and renew".

Who'd of thought Britain could be full of so many wankers?