Prince Harry For The Day

If I were Prince Harry for the day,

perhaps I'd be gay.

I'd search through the palace,

causing all sorts of malice.

The servants would serve,

the rest would just perve.

The public would have looked,

as Harry got f**ked.

If I were Prince Harry for the day,

I'd make them all pay.

The pictures I'd take,

would make them all masturbate.

I'd stick in the Tower,

all those that don't shower.

Then bed a tasty hunk,

with buckets of spunk.

If I were Prince Harry for the day,

I'd travel the world.

Visit the countries I'd love to see,

let all my hosts pamper me.

Lie on the beach in the nude,

smile at people who thought I were rude.

If I were Prince Harry for the day,

being robmacca would get in the way!