Thursday, October 20, 2005

Funny Email Story

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Mondaymorning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazinglyneither of them is hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out oftheir cars, the woman says, "So.... you're a man. That's interesting. I'm awoman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together inpeace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agreewith you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "Andlook at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but thisbottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine andcelebrate our good fortune. "Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nodshis head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands itback to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap backon, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" Thewoman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!

*sent to me by Daz Wood.

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