I would transport myself inside the body of David Beckham (if I had to choose a famous person to inhabit!).
There would be three things I would have to change though:
1. No tattoos because it detracts from the perfect body.
2. The voice would have to go (sorry David but it's just too girlie!!)
3. Victoria Beckham would have to get out of the house and get a proper job instead of sponging off me!
I wonder how big David's penis is....
ReplyDeleteI would think he's average........ but would you ask him if you saw him Angie or would you just try and grab it??!
ReplyDeletei reckon I would just try and grab it. Hope I don't miss it!!! and yeah, I think he's average as well...
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