Pants! (or as some might say "underwear")
Now the picture may well feature a rather hunky Michael from http://www.lushonline.com/models/males/michael.htm but in reality - pants can be a pain sometime.Now it might be because I'm feeling a bit crabby tonight but I just couldn't wait to get out of my pants. I'm normally a boxers sort of guy but on the odd occasion I've been known to wear pants but "oh my sweet lord" they can be so uncomfortable! I think my testicles felt like they just spent the day in a prison.